New Shaocong Times Moves To New Address

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Special Update:

The famous newspaper and century's most important record of the world's pressing news, The New Shaocong Times, has moved from our previous site at Xanga.com to Blogger.com in the internet realm. Along with the shift in internet address, the physical offices have also been shifted to the Petronas Towers, KL. Selected posts have also been transferred to the new site for new readers to enjoy. Loyal readers can still expect the same combination of quality reporting, professional journalism, and large pictures of orange furry dick in the coming future, along with prompt, current updates that you, valued reader, have come to anticipate with every glowing post.