Whoa that's really orange

Editor:

To answer all pending questions on the size of my package and its seemingly orange, furry properties, the picture below was posted.


Picture: Taken by satellite

I went to Eusoff Hall with this and asked a girl to touch it while standing outside her room. She went inside for a while and came out with a stick that she jabbed at me. Indeed, having crabs in one's groin is not a fun condition.