Mini-reviews

Magnet: "On Your Side" (Ultimate Dilemma)
(+) There must be a country where everyone sings like Thom Yorke. It must be bloody cold there.

Deftones: "White Pony" (Maverick)
(-) I [used to hang] out at Holland Village with my [ex-girlfriend] all the time, which makes me either half a prick, or two-thirds a Hossan Leong. Whichever.

Smashing Pumpkins: "Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness" (Hut)
(+) I have two copies of this opulent rock opera. No, I'm keeping the other one.

Jet: "Get Born" (Elektra)
(-) I hate Oasis. I really used to like them, though.

Note: Hossan Leong checked me out at the second performance of Kumar's "Not Guilty". He is a gay gay man, and I am hot.